Explaining kids how babies are born
old times: Your mom and I met at church and we smiled at each other then, I put my best dress on and went to her house and gave her flowers, asked her parents nicely to let me date her then we got married and now we're 45 years of being married after having a beautiful kid product of love.
present times: Your mom and I met through my friend on facebook. We started chatting, I sent her a compliment through E-mail and she sent me a smiley. She reblogged my pictures so I liked all of hers. She put a link on her blog that took people to mine then we realized that we had a lot of common. I put my USB and she opened her inbox card, I started to download my files on her and she suddenly screamed " I DON'T HAVE ANTI VIRUS " and then a new software started and 9 months after that a new hardware was designed.
